Mom:OMG, sweet pea did you hear that Kanye proposed to Kim-
Mom:Did you hear that Harry Styles was spotted with Kendall Jenner!
Me: (looks up with excuse me bitch face)
Googles it and watches Lauren Perks video on it..
Mom: So, what do you think about that-
Me: Nothing PR stunt, He Gay
Me: Shows Larry vids on You-Tube
Mom: Yep he’s fruity for Louis..
Me: Cries because how awesome my mom is, yep she defiantly gave birth to me…